Mayor Luke approves protest permits

Mayor Luke has approved the permits requested by protest groups. According to anonymous sources who were reached at the Pittsburgh Steelers training camp, the Mayor has found a secret weapon to deal with the protesters.

Unconfirmed reports indicate that the Mayor has arranged for an unidentified fourth grader from South Park Colorado to deal with any protester who violates the new PVC laws. In other news the Port Authority may seek the same fourth grader to complete the unfinished trolley tunnel between downtown and the North Shore.